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Caboose: Sneaking... sneaking... sneaking...
Washington: Hello, Caboose.
Caboose: Hello, Agent Washington.
Washington: Caboose, you know, you're supposed to be in the temple with the rest of your squad?
Caboose: Um.. yes.. uh... um... well... but... umm... see, um... I am spying on you.
Washington: *sighs*

Wash: alright doc I want to ask you a few questions
Doc: where the red guys go?
Doc: did they get away?
Wash: Quiet I’m asking you the questions you’re not asking me
Doc: what kind of questions?
Wash: hey I just said no questions
Doc: can I ask questions later?
Wash: DOC
Doc: what … o that’s a question sorry go ahead
Wash: you know what get him out of there I can’t talk to him like this
Maine: *growls
Doc: what’re you…stop it
Maine: *growls
Wash: what? Well try pulling harder then
Maine: *growls
Doc: be gentle be gentle
Maine: *growls
Wash: well grab lower near the centre of gravity
Maine: *growls
Doc: you’ve got cold hands
Wash: try the cod piece
Maine: *growls
Wash: ooo were all adults here
Maine: *growls
Wash: no I don’t want to try
Doc: don’t repress your feelings
Wash: I can’t interrogate him like this … its ridiculous … I can’t believe I have to deal with this

Donut: I have a plan…
Donut: We need to use stealth.
Simmons: Great idea.
Donut: ok let’s try this. Sir you lay down some cover fire, Simmons the two of us can sneak around their backsides and slip on in.
Simmons: ok just saying stealth was enough man; we don’t need to expand on good ideas especially after other people have already agreed to them.
Sarge: sounds good sir, I mean… wait I’m the sir but we should do that, make it so.

Red Vs Blue psa: SCIENCE

Sarge: ...And private Griff is going to represent a particle with mass!
Griff: Because I'm so smart?
Sarge: Because you're so fat!
Griff: Hey! It's not my fault I'm a little overweight
Simmons: I don't think anyone FORCED you to eat that entire wedding cake
Griff: Well MAYBE they shouldn't have made it a two hour ceremony!